What do you use your lawn for? Frolicking? Lazing on? The annual family gathering? One giant dog bathroom?
Unless you have kids, for many homeowners the answer is: Mowing. That's all it's there for. To grow and mow. Oh, and to piss off the neighbours when your lawn is too weedy for their liking.
The Top Ten reasons you won't have a perfect lawn
10. You don't have a full-time grounds keeper.
9. You are not willing to pay for a full-time grounds keeper.
8. You don't want to be a full-time grounds keeper.
7. You don't want to use chemicals on your lawn.
6. You don't want to pay for chemicals on your lawn.
5. You don't want pay to water.
4. Blades of grass are not all the same colour.
3. Blades of grass do not all grow at the same rate.
2. Weeds grow better than grass. Always.
1. Nature wins. Always.
-Leon
Leon Stevens is a multi-genre author, composer, guitarist, songwriter, and an artist, with a Bachelor of Music and Education. He published his first book of poetry, Lines by Leon: Poems, Prose, and Pictures in January 2020, followed by a book of original classical guitar compositions, Journeys, and a short story collection of science fiction/post-apocalyptic tales called The Knot at the End of the Rope and Other Short Stories. His newest publications are the novella trilogy, The View from Here, which is a continuation of one of his short stories, and a new collection of poetry titled, A Wonder of Words.
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